:O

LOL!

alrightyyy, hmmmms..
its been a.. busy? not busy day? LOL!
QUACKER asked me out today~
pei'ed her buy her stuffs & etc.
walked to BBS,
and we saw THIS!

hahahaha! same name as hers, LOL!

okay, after that homed.
out again to inter awhile.
walked pass mrt that area,
and there's ppl giving out free COKE. LOL!
on the way there my sis and i was wondering,
why almost everyone who walk pass have a bottle of coke,
hahaha!
homed again, anddd.. ROT!
nth much to do thou.
currently, watching VK last ep. :D:D

let me post some jokes thats STUCKED in my com for..
a year?! LOL!
hahaha! enjoy~~~ :D

Smart Answers to Stupid Questions

Some may be read b4...
SMART ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?.

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

LOL! muahaha~
STAY TUNE, there's part 2!~ ^________^